Kate's Perspective


Monday, April 28, 2003

Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks
I Scare Myself

A woman I used to work with on the West Coast once came to the office on a Monday morning preaching the gospel of Dan Hicks. She had been on a date over the weekend with a man in a fast car. Screaming down the empty dark highway in the middle of the night, they had the windows down and I Scare Myself at maximum volume. Alex hadn't ever heard the song before and she was enamored of the violins. That morning she tried to recreate her experience for us by playing the song loudly on the office stereo. She ordered 10 copies of the CD from the local store and sent them to friends all over the country. This struck me as "rich" behavior.

I've been thinking about Alex since I recently ordered 3 copies of Rosenshontz Tickles You! for myself and as gifts. Am I exhibiting "rich" behavior now?

Yesterday I was driving home from Wilmington along a beautiful back road. The sun was strong at 6 pm and the soft air and blooming trees had me in a fine mood. I was listening to the World Cafe and they played I Scare Myself. I rolled the windows down and sped up.




Thursday, April 24, 2003
I discovered that my favorite part of knitting is the browsing and the scheming. I love searching for the right yarn and the right needles, but really the instructions and the diagrams and the gauge are the fascinating parts for me. I love to look at all the designs and scrutinize the shaping. I recalculate all the math, trying to make the sweater fit ME exactly right. Casting on and knitting the whole thing is much less interesting.

Five years ago in the Yukon Territory, I bought a ball of qiviut at Folknits and spent about a year testing the accompanying scarf pattern on some waste wool. It took me that whole year to test the pattern, because every time I reached row 8, I suddenly had fewer stitches than the pattern called for. I set it aside numerous times. I showed it to yarn store experts, and read books, and counted about a thousand times. It finally made sense when I decided to chart the pattern. THE PATTERN WAS WRONG. NOT ME! IT! I corrected the pattern, not just eliminating the stitch count discrepancy, but converting the side panels of the scarf from side-by-side duplicates to symmetrical reflections of each other, like the picture showed. Finally, I broke out the qiviut and started knitting. Three years later, I am still going. I pick it up every 6 months or so and do a repeat. The satisfaction for me is the beautiful chart I made, but the scarf will be a nice reminder when it's done.

My latest project is a simple cabled sweater from this beautiful book: A Season's Tale. The sweaters, the location shots in Scotland, and the models are all gorgeous. I've already purchased a whole lot of purple-y alpaca yarn from the Technicolor Sheep (one of THREE knit shops within three miles of my office, and hands-down my favorite), but I haven't cast on yet. I'm still contemplating the perfect hip-to-waist ratio (mine vs. the sweater's) and imagining the most flattering fit. John has picked out a bulky turtleneck sweater for himself, too-- he might do well to learn to knit, because I think this is going to take a while.

PS I only paid about USD $40 for the yarn and pattern 5 years ago-- now it's $85. Hope they fixed the pattern!




Tuesday, April 22, 2003
I feel at peace today. It is rare and wonderful for me to feel so connected to people, because I tend to maintain a very few strong friendships. Yesterday, my good friend and former roommate arranged to send me a plane ticket so I can visit her in Seattle this July. She and her husband have a new baby and I am really looking forward to spending a weekend with them. I am so excited, in fact, that each morning when I hit Starbucks I want to confide in the cashiers-- "Hey! I'm going to Seattle in July!" Like they care. (Do they even remember that Starbucks was once a Seattle exclusive?)

In the same day, I was fortunate enough to get a note from a former boyfriend, bringing me up to date on his doings and the doings of a group of friends I'd lost touch with. I used to pooh-pooh all communications between former couples. It seemed to me that in contacting an ex, one was either trying to rekindle a lost flame or trying to feel better about one's own life by confirming that the ex is still living in Anytown and still working the assembly line and, most importantly, still looking for love. But this note made me feel uplifted. There was a genuine exchange of warm wishes, without any tentacles probing for inappropriate confidences or declarations. I feel very content, and lucky to have received such a nice note. And that's that.




Friday, April 18, 2003
OMIGOD I just spent 3 hours with John's help to redesign this "simple" page. Jeez-o-man. I am tired of testing and publishing and testing and publishing. Criminy.



Finally, PHOTOS! The shorts on the left were a Christmas present to my dad in 1996. At that time, I thought quilting was a dumb country craft, and I only sewed clothing. I found the loud fabric in the quilting section of my local fabric store, which foreshadowed my future love of (addiction to?) quilting and, even further down the line, my eventual part-time employment at the store. I secretly loved the 'ugly' fabric then, and am even more fond of it now. My dad wore the shorts A LOT and they drew lots of comments at the races.

The pair on the right are the replacement shorts Dad ordered for his birthday on April 7th. I found the perfect fabric online at reprodepot.com and did A LOT of fiddling to a generic shorts pattern to make an identical twin of the first pair. The weather hasn't been warm enough for Dad to wear these much yet, but he gamely tried them on for the camera. (That's my mom beaming proudly beside him.) If he enjoys this pair of "Jams" half as much as the first pair, I will be happy.




Thursday, April 17, 2003
Ugh. Allergies. My eyes and ears, even my cheeks itch. I'm sneezing, my nose is running. But the yard looks amazing! Overnight the bundle of sticks outside our bedroom window sprouted green leaves, and the Japanese maples have long, fringy buds which will soon unfurl into red leaves and give us some privacy from the street. At last!



Wednesday, April 16, 2003
I work in an upscale shopping center (Williams-Sonoma and Coach rather than Eckerd and Dunkin Donuts) and today I noticed that the mannequins in the window of the anchor store have not moved in 18 months. The clothes change with the seasons, but the two female figures (both on tiptoe, one leaning in to whisper in her companion's ear, the second with her hand raised to her ear and her hip thrown out) never move within their window. I'll have to take a picture of them so you can share my amusement.



Monday, April 14, 2003
Someone pointed out to me that I don't have a link anywhere on my blog to contact me via e-mail. The child psychologists must be worried, because this seems to be the blog equivalent of the drawing of an attractive house with a welcoming entrance and beautiful landscaping, but no path to the front door. I confess it did not occur to me to include the link. Now that it has been brought to my attention, I am only considering the addition half-seriously. It's like having an unpublished number. My friends and family have my address, so don't need a shortcut. If I have a wider audience, I am thrilled and flattered, but somewhat frightened to hear from them anyway. I guess the psychologists are right to worry.



On my way to work recently, I have several times crossed paths with a driver who is a New Yorker cartoon made flesh. She is a petite, hatted, 65-year-old woman swathed in a pink woolen scarf, who drives alone in her gigantic drab Hummer along wooded suburban roads. Please note it is an original Hummer not an H2. I think this cartoon needs no caption.



Friday, April 11, 2003
inch by inch, row by row
gonna make this garden grow...
thingummy, thingummy, thingummy...
and the rain comes-a-tumbling down

I am very tired of the rain, but hopeful that April showers will bring the promised May flowers. Meantime, I have a song from Rosenshontz stuck in my head. My brother got this record as a gift for his 5th birthday from our Aunt Betsy. It must have been pretty good, because I can still sing part of The Garden Song chorus. This song makes me think of knitting just as much as gardening, and both are on my mind!




Thursday, April 10, 2003
Here's the link to http://www.jumpedtheshark.com/ so you can check out when Martha's show performed the feat. I heard about this web site a few years ago on the radio-- I think it's really funny. The term refers to the episode of Happy Days where Fonzie jumps a shark while waterskiing on a Happy Days vacation and is used to describe the exact point when a series goes bad. You know, when they add a new baby to a family sitcom, or perhaps when George's fiancee dies after licking poisonous glue on cheap wedding invitation envelopes. Anyway, this is old news, but still funny to me. Enjoy!



Wednesday, April 09, 2003
Well, my conclusion doesn't feel relevant any longer, so I won't waste my time. I do want to add that I'm not completely comfortable using "porn" as part of the term discussed last time. But again, I'm not that interested in pursuing the topic at this point.

Instead, I've been thinking about Daylight Savings Time and time zones in general. When I lived in Alaska, I was fascinated to learn that the sun rises and sets at different times within the same time zone! This is not a huge revelation when you stop to consider the width of a time zone, but when someone pointed it out to me, I was pretty interested. This helps explain why it gets dark so early in Seattle in the winter-- it's at the far west of its time zone. Alaska is of particular interest because it is so wide (equal to the entire width of the continental US) and it has only two time zones. (It used to have 4! But they changed it). Think about the variations in sunrise and sunset as you go from Ketchikan to Nome.

So, Daylight Savings. I discovered this year that I am not really against it. Sure, everyone complains when suddenly the alarm rings an hour earlier and the lengthening daylight is postponed an hour, leaving us stumbling about in the pre-dawn darkness once again. I don't like it much myself. But I noticed this year that the light was getting strong around 5:30, and I was starting to wake up before my alarm naturally. I'd rather get up and use the early light than languish in bed just because the clock says 6 a.m. And I feel more energetic and watch less TV on summer evenings because it's still light at 8 p.m. In my opinion the clock is an arbitrary light management convention anyway, and no more absurd than the idea of Daylight Savings.

I may be in the minority on this one.




Wednesday, April 02, 2003
I learned the term "apartment porn" from John--apparently when you live in a small New York studio apartment, it's titillating to peek into the lit windows across the way to see how much space those other people have. Likewise, a trip to Ikea to see all the clean, Scandinavian-designed storage solutions that invisibly add millions of cubic feet of storage without adding any clutter to your tiny apartment is very arousing. Advertisers are aware of the Manhattanite's appetite for apartment porn. Near the Broadway-Lafayette stop there used to be a billboard that had real furniture mounted in a bird's-eye view of a living room. Unfortunately for the advertiser, I can't remember if this was promoting Target, Ikea, or something else altogether. I get excited about a slightly different kind of non-traditional porn--like the old Martha Stewart Living.

Before Martha Stewart Living jumped the shark, I used to love studying the pages. I never made a gift box from a small, hollowed-out acorn, (I WISH I had a picture of this, but you all are familiar enough with Martha to know I am not making this up) nor did I convert to a handmade horsehair mattress covered with freshly ironed, 350-thread-count handmade linen sheets, but GOD it was beautiful. I could appreciate the vision. Just like when I took a semester off from college and spent 6 weeks on the sofa thinking about how to get back in shape while I watched Marky Mark lift weights in the video for Good Vibrations. Can you feel it, baby? I can too. I wasn't gonna do the work, and frankly Martha and Marky Mark are not performing their art because they want you to follow suit. They are making art for art's sake (okay, more likely it's for money or for sex, but I really don't think they care if you model your life after theirs. Just keep watching.)

Stay tuned for my conclusion. It's coming. But if I don't get to work, I may not have a job.